I live at a swinging singles complex called 'The Purple Sage Apartments'. I've got the best parking spot! It's got a pool and a bbq area and a pool table. It's owned by this guy Edgar Hart and his quiet artist wife Willie who's gonna have a baby. Edgar used to be Hugh O'Brian's stunt double in Wyatt Earp.. When I'm in the mood I fool around with Edgar. He's a lot of fun. He owns Dodge City too and after a few beers we'll go out back and shoot at the targets. I'm a pretty good shot. I'm famous for my dinner parties. I like to serve cheese and crackers, Pringles and all kinds of dips, shrimp cocktails, pigs in a blanket and for dessert: chocolate pudding tarts. For the wines I always go with Lemon Satin and Tickled Pink. My roommate Deidre just moved out so I'm looking for a new roomate. Share a bedroom (own twin bed) and pay half rent and half utilites. I just might be the new Breck Girl if I can get really good pictures of myself to send to the company. Just call me Thoroughly Modern Millie!

Health Spa worker (Dr. Maas is a jerk and so is Ms. Bunweil)

Working on decorating my yellow apartment, adding to my recipe book/file, eating lunch at the hospital with the cute doctors, turning down guys who have colds that ask me out, writing in my diary, smoking, wearing yellow clothes and hanging out at Dodge City. It's a western themed bar in the desert. Out back the guys ride dirt bikes and take target practice at the Shooting Range. Lots of the guys who hang out there are cops. I just might take Hula dancing lessons. I think it's sexy and it's only 12 dollars.